Chicken Nuggers are the food of the Gods. They are delicious and toasty, and taste rather like
chicken chick'n. Despite their status as the best food that has ever existed or will ever exist, it is often argued -- quite convincingly -- that they are not food at all, but rather the indigenous peoples of Australia. Whether or not this is actually the case is widely considered insignificant.
Recipes for Chicken NuggersEdit
Due to their popularity, a wide variety of recipes have been developed for cooking chick'n nuggers. The recipes are regarded as holy texts among connoisseurs.
That is not an exaggeration.
Chicken Nuggers a la BitchEdit
- Six (6) nasty-ass sluts of either sex.
- Two (2) paper cups.
- Three hundred and ninety-nine (399) stinky gross animals of any kind.
- You don't wanna fucking know.
Hot Tea and Chicken NuggersEdit
- Seven (7) chicken breasts, preferably from the same chicken.
- One (1) overripe pumpkin.
- Two (2) teabags of the desired flavor.
- Apply teabags to chicken breasts until your testicles are sufficiently moist.
- Boil the chicken breasts at three hundred and seventy-five (375) degrees Fahrenheit while engaging in intercourse with the pumpkin.
- Dip scalp briefly into pot. Your hair should now smell strongly of chicken.
- Get a haircut and gather the fallen hair.
- Fry the hair on the stove on HIGH.
- Soak the hair in the sink for six (6) hours.
- Scoop the dish out and serve.
Bridal Shower Chicken NuggersEdit
- One (1) live chicken. An indigenous person of Australia will also suffice.
- Tenderize the chicken for twelve (12) minutes. Ensure that the chicken survives this step.
- I now pronounce you man and wife.
Some idiots are concerned about the ethicality of the production of chick'n nuggers. It is, however, a well-known scientific fact that they are stinky poo butts.